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What is 60 divided by 1/3rd?
Read carefully.
If you think it's 180, then you're wrong! The answer is 20.
3rd is 1/3.
1/3rd is 1/(1/3), and therefore 3.
60 divided by 3 is 20.
A man walks into a restaurant, and asks the waiter:
Man: Waiter, how much is a cup of coffee?
Waiter: 50 cents, sir.
Man: How much are refills?
Waiter: They are free.
Man: That's nice, I'll have a refill, please.
A businessman boarded a plane and sat next to Hannah, an elegant woman wearing the largest and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.
"This is the Egoheimer diamond," Hannah said. "It's beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."
"What's the curse?" the man asked.
"Mr Egoheimer."
Which word is the odd one out:
football polo badminton baseball golf tennis cricket billiards rugby
Badminton.
This is the only sport which does not use a ball, it uses a shuttlecock.
Why aren't there more Kenyans in the Olympics?
All the rest couldn't outrun the slave traders!
One day, a Democrat was on vacation. He was walking along the beach, when he hit his toe on a hard object, and looking down, he saw a small, shiny golden lamp sticking out of the sand.
Excited, he grabbed the lamp, and rubbed its side. A genie appeared from the lamp and said, "Thank you for releasing me. You may have three wishes. But I am a Republican genie; whatever you wish for, every Republican will get two of tomorrow morning."
The Democrat nodded, and said, "I'd like a shiny new car." The genie said, "Your wish is granted. Every Republican ill have two new shiny cars in their driveways tomorrow morning;" and a new car appeared next to them.
"I want a million dollars," said the Demo
The following is a list of the U.S. deaths in certain places.
September 11: 2,752
War on Terror: 4,344
We beat ourselves.
What does PPSH-41 stand for?
It is:Perfectly and Painfully and Stubborn Hallucination for(4) one(1)
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