Yo Momma's So Fat... When she crosses the border, they think she's tryin to smuggle the whole country. When she was at the zoo the elephants were scared she might step on them. She's what caused Mexico City to sink into the ground. She sunk Atlantis. She once found a whale hidden in her belly button. When a plane has to make an emergancy landing they use her as a runway.

A drunken guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you,Batman!?"

How can you spot a happy motorcyclist? By the bugs in his teeth.

Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama is so fat she's scared to look at low fat food!

Did u here Michael Jackson is sick? He had a 10 year old penis!!!

One day a boy said to his mom, "I'm a Picses, what are you?" The the mom answered, "Cancer." The boy then asked in a shocked state, "You killed Grandma?"

Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms? They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!

BOB: Have you changed the water in the fish bowl yet? MARGE: No, it hasn't drunk the water I gave it a week ago.

Yo momma so stupid she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled I've got the power

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. "What if you get hungry?" he said. "Then I'll come home and eat!" bravely declared the child. "And what if you run out of money?" "I will come home and get some!" readily replied the child. The man then made a final attempt, "What if your clothes get dirty?" "Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them," was the reply. The man shook his head and exclaimed, "This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!"

You're so fat you turn the world upside down!