Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a peanut and she made peanut butter.

Birdie Birdie in the sky, Dropped some white stuff in my eye. I'm a big girl, I won't cry. I'm just glad that cows don't fly!

You might be a redneck if you wore a jumper to your prom.

Once, my parents were driving, and they wanted a cup of tea, so they drove to a cafe. When they ordered, a horse walked in and sat at the table across from them. The horse then ordered a cup of coffe. My parents thought it was a bit strange, so they asked the waitress if this was normal, and the waitress said, "No, he usually orders lemonade."

Teacher: If you stood with your back to the north and faced due south, what would be on your left hand? Lisa: Fingers

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? Dam!

Yo Momma is so dumb, she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left" so she turned around and went home

Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks N*SYNC is where the dirty dishes are put.

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you copying the test from your friend. Student: I hope you didn't either

Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to move over.

Yo Momma so fat, when she fell on the ground, I tried not to laugh, but the ground was cracking up!

The masked and armed man entered the bank. "Nobody move, or you're geography!" shouts the bandit. One of the tellers says, "Don't you mean 'history'?" "Don't change the subject!"