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Yo momma was so fat that when she went to do her daily running, her body was moving but she wasn't.
I was watching Beauty and the Geek the other day, and felt like submitting this joke (as it's somewhat similar to something that happened in the show).
A blonde is in school, and her teacher is having a random discussion about IQs.
Teacher: "So what would you say your IQ is?" she asks a student
Kid #1: "I don't know.. I think it's just the regular 100."
Teacher: "He, he, alright, you?" she asks another student.
Kid #2: "Umm... well... I took a test and it's 118."
Teacher: "Ah, you're pretty smart, then."
The teacher then realizes that someone is not paying attention.
Teacher: "What IQ do you think you have, young lady?"
The blonde jolts up a little due to the surprise.
Blonde: "My
Most people worry about getting AIDS from sex.
Bill Clinton worries about getting sex from aides.
Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized.
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom.
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.
Q. How can you tell
Why was everyone at the fancy King Crab Night Diner arrested?
They were breaking the claw! So punny!
Q: What do you say when you see a group full of black people?
A: Where is the cream filling?
On Halloween night a kid is standing on a bench with a fake beard, fake fangs, a tennis racket, a baseball cap, and a purple cape.
A snobby man walks by and says, "What are you supposed to be?"
The kid says, "Duh! I'm a kid standing on a bench wearing fake fangs, a fake beard, a baseball cap, a purple cape and holding a tennis racket! What did you think I was?"
1. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
2. What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
3. What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
Artifical Stupidity
4. What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
5. Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They've already spent their money on thigh and butt implants.
Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
Birdie Birdie in the sky,
Dropped some white stuff in my eye.
I'm a big girl, I won't cry.
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!
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