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little susie was looking through her mothers purse and found a tampon and said what is this ? her mother said a pen. so later on that day he mother went shopping and an elderly man said miss do you have a pen and so little susie said it's in mommy's bagina !!!! so the old mans teeth fell out and he dropped to huis knees and said do you want me to search?
Jacky walked into his house from school crying; his mom saw him and said, "What's wrong, Jacky?"
Jacky replied, "I lost a quarter at school!"
"There, there," replied his mother, "here's another," handing him a quarter.
Jacky cries even louder; this time his mother, upset, says, "What's the matter now?"
Jacky says, "I wish I said I lost a dollar!"
Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table, when one sees a whisk.
He says to his friend, "Ooh, what's that?"
The friend replies, "Beats me!"
The principle of socialist economy of the period of transition to communism: the authorities pretend they are paying wages, workers pretend they are working. Alternately, "So long as the bosses pretend to pay us, we will pretend to work." This joke persisted essentially unchanged through the 1980s.
WIKIPEDIA: I know everything.
GOOGLE: I have everything.
FACEBOOK: I know everybody.
INTERNET : You're all nothing without me.
ELECTRICITY: Keep talking, bitches!
The European union has decided the only way to avoid Greece defaulting on its debts is to replace the government and civil service with 300 Spartans !
- How to keep a blonde busy?
- Tie up both sides of a rope together. Give the tied rope to the blonde and tell her to find the end.
Two mates calles mik and mak went to the Australia vs England game. It was mik`s birthday, and mik gave mak a ride and mak took mik`s birthday present with him.He went to get it while mik wached the 4th over. Mak said to mik i`ve got some bad news for you buddy. Your car was actually a car bomb and blew up...but mik interupted by saying Well makky, mate I`ve got some bad news for you. what? mak asked. Ricky ponting`s out,he replied
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