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A brunette, blonde and a redhead walk into a bar.
The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the back room and if you stand in front of it and say something you think that's true you'll get something nice. But if you lie you'll be sucked in, never to be heard from again.
The brunette says, "I think I am the prettiest person in the bar," and she gets a brand new Corvette.
The redhead says, "I think I am the smartest person in the bar," and she gets 1 million dollars.
The blonde says, "I think---" And she disappeared.
What do you call a blonde which is as sweet as a pickle and has dirty blonde hair?
A sweet potatoe!
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
What does it mean when a blonde is saying,
"yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no?"
She's testing if her brunette friend's turn signal is working!
How many blondes does it takes to screw in a lightbulb?
three:
one to unscrew it
one to buy a new lightbulb
one to call her boyfriend to screw it back in.
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe."
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