A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she too

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!

What did the cop say to the bad popcicle? Freeze!

Yo momma is so stupid she threw butter out the window to see a butterfly.

What kind of cheese is not yours? Nacho cheese

This is a joke song ok "I pledge allegiance to the flag, Micheal Jackson is a fag. He used to play with little toys, but now he plays with little boys."

I found this joke someplace: In middle school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear. When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: "Go barefoot."

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who can do binary and those who can't.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

Yo mama's so funky, they closed the beaches for a week after she drained her bath water.

What do elephants always bring on holiday? A trunk.

Which fish is the most valuable in the sea? A goldfish.