A farmer is going down the road with his horse pulling his wagon and his dog lying next to 'em. The farmer says, "It sure is hot out here." The horse turns back and says, "It sure is." The farmer says, "I didn't know horses could talk." The dog said, "Neither did I."

What disease frightens ghosts the most? BoOoOo-bonic Plague What's the difference between girl ghosts and boy ghosts? BoOoOo-bies

The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'." Little Johnny Siebert raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him. Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are

Your momma's so fat, she uses a matress as a tampon.

Yo Momma so fat, when she walked into a store the beeper went of twice

1 What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. 2 What's a blondes' favorite rock group? Air Supply. 3 What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head. 4 Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. 5 What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To fuck the chicken.

My brother-in-law was a gay minister, so when his sister wanted a small, casual wedding, she asked him to officiate. He had never performed a marriage ceremony before, so he decided to ask his pastor for advice. "My sister has asked me to marry her," he began, "and I'm not sure what I should do." The minister answered, "Try telling her you just want to be friends."

Blond College Exam HINT: this is an exam 1.Spell yes 2.spell no 3. what is 0-0 ANSWER:0 4. answer yes to this question 5. are you human 6. what did you answer #4 HINT: #=number 7. what number is this 8. is this an exam a):yes b);yes 9. spell your name 10. leave this one blank 11. write an aswser 12. check your email 13. repeat 14.eat. 15. turn in paper REQUIREMENTS:Do #15 all others might be wrong IF YOU MET THE REQUIREMENTS, YOU NOW HAVE A SCHOLARSHIP TO HARVORD FOR (4) BLONDS ANSWERS 1. yes 2. no 3. 0 4. yes 5. yes 6. yes 7. 7 8. circle 9. sexy 10. 11. 9 12 he likes me 13. he doesn't 14. eggs 15. 15. 15.HEY BLONDY GO DIE NOTE: noo

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move. It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time. Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks. Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on hi

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good samaritan and take him home." The man takes the drunk out the door, and to his car, and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car, and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"

I went to Google Translater to write something to my friend in German. I typed in English: Hey there! I am bored. What do you want to do? It came out in German: Hey dort! ich werde gebohrt, was Sie tun möchten? If I translate it back into English, it comes out: Hey there! I am bored, which you would like to do? I don't want to do anyone!