Yo Momma's stinks so bad, she puts on Secret and it told on her.

Only a redneck visits a trailer park to look for home decorating ideas.

Q: Why do people have small dogs? A: So they can carry them in their bags, and when the person farts, they can blame it on the dog.

Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer, so - Do you have a piece of gum?

Q) What is: Black White Black White Black White? A) A nun rolling down a hill.

Prostitute shouting accross the street - "Hey, black boy! You want a blow job?" He shouts back "Fuck off! I don't want ANY job!"

When I worked in the tourist industry in Florida, we got to wear some of the buttons that were for sale. My favorite read : We love serving tourists; I like mine well done!

Yo momma's like 7-11... Cause she is open all day.

I don't need to write a joke! Whenever I see your face I start to laugh anyway!!

What to a blonde is long and hard? 4th Grade

Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today? John: (crying)..I heard the milkman tell mom.."When the kid goes to school i'm gonna eat your pussy!"

Yo momma'a so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited untill it changed to 'Go!'