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A Hole in the Bucket by Lee King
Long Walk by Miss. D. Bus
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Fitting Carpets by Walter Wall
Around the World by Sir Cumfrence
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A male gorilla at the zoo had been separated from his mate for several months and was really horny.
One night after the zoo had closed and all the animal keepers had left, he decided he was going to tear the bars apart and screw the first thing he could find.
As he left his cage and ran through the zoo he came upon a lion sleeping in the grass. He really wasn't thrilled with his find but since he had promised himself he would take the first thing he could get, he grabbed the lion and screwed it.
Just as the gorilla finished, the lion awoke and was really pissed. The lion started chasing the gorilla through the zoo and was beginning to gain on him. The gorilla turned a corner and saw a p
Where does Superman's goldfish live ?
In the superbowl....
Where does Batman's goldfish live ?
In the BAT-TUB!! ahahaha...
Two atoms are walking down the street when one atom says to the other, "I think I lost an electron."
The other atom says "Are you sure?"
"Yeah I'm positive!"
"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd spent the night with her sister, Shirley." "So?" the friend replied. "So, she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister Shirley!"
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