Popular Jokes
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
Pour petrol on him and set him on fire, and he'll go "WOOF"!
If it is dry - moisten.
If it is moist - dry.
Congratulations, you are now a dermatologist.
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What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
Bought the wife a hamster fur coat for her birthday, she was delighted with it.
We went to the fair; took me 4 hours to get her off the big wheel!
Two eggs were in a pan of boiling water.
One egg says, "Phew, it's hot in here!"
The other egg replies, "Wait till we get out of here, they smash your head in!"
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Moo, moo, who.
Moo, moo, who, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
When all the national leaders met with Bush...
Germans make your candy, said Germany's leader,
We abuse it, said Bush.
Holland makes your remotes, said Holland's leader
We'd die without those, said Bush.
Italy and Mexico bring in great food, said Mexico & Italy,
We stuff ourselves with it, said Bush.
Japan makes your video games, said Japan's leader;
Our kids and dads love it, said Bush.
China makes all the rest, said China's leader,
Bush said, AMEN.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE? said all but Bush,
Bush took them to a farm,
He took them to a sleping bull.
The bull had a turd next to it.
It said "Made in America",
Bush told them America makes bull****
Yo momma's head so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo momma's head so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
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