Once there was a blond, a red head, and a brunette. They had to tell a joke in order not to go to hell. So the red head goes first: "What do you call a boy going to jail? A Micheal Jackson lover." (not that funny) So she goes to hell. Then the burnette says: "What's the difference between your mama and the blond's mama? The blond's has a bigger chance on giving it up and yours doesn't need any." (not that funny either) So, she goes to hell as well. Finally, the blond says: "Knock-knock! Who's there? God God who? Godzilla!" (not that funny) But, the blond gets in! Why? Because, she used God and didn't notice it.

How many feet does a black rooster have? How many wings does a black rooster have? How many heads does a black rooster have? How many hairs are on the back of a white cat? Why is it that you know more about a black cock rather than a white pussy?

Short naps prevent aging, especially if taken while driving.

When you marry, your spouse's family become "in-laws." So, when you divorce, does that make them "outlaws?"

A juggler who was driving to his next performance was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Door is shut thats why i knocked!

This joke's so old, it has mold on it! HA HA HA!

War not determine who right, war determine who left.

Knock-knock Who's there? Stew Stew who? Stew cold out here, let me in!

After receiving, for what must be the hundredth time, the canonical light bulb joke list, I came up with this: Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark. A' : One: to award a billion dollar sole-source contract with Halliburton to replace it. A'': thirty-eight: One to say that no one could have foreseen the bulb's burning out, one to spin stories for newspapers that the President's bulb-changing program is working well, and thirty-five to go out on talk shows to accuse the Democrats of being weak on light, and one to deny rumors that it's still dark in there. A''': sixty: thirty to bribe st

What do you call an intelligent, good looking man? A: A rumor!

You might be a redneck if you've never stayed in a hotel without stealing something