ok, If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers known as Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

An old country boy pulls up to a bait shop with a stringer full of fish. A man, noticing the stringer, asks him where he caught all the fish. He said he was going fishing again, tomorrow, and if the guy wanted to come with him he'd show him where he caught the fish. The next morning the two men meet at the bait shop and head out for the lake. They row out to the middle of the water and the good ole boy pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws it in the water. All kinds of fish float to the surface and he starts pulling them in the boat. His buddy is shocked! He says, "You know, what you're doing is not only improper but highly illegal. I just want you to know you could rece

How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger? Punch him in the nose. What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The Clintons' hair styles have in common? They both look like the work of a butcher. If The Clinton's were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents? Possibly, Bill might have made Jethro's acquaintance in the 6th grade. Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair? He won't pay her $300. What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton? His face. What is the Arkansas state flower? Gennifer. Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? Put Janet Reno in charge. What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp? One's a scum sucking bott

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days in jail."

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couple of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank., "You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze." Matt replies, "And we weren't?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Snowflake. Snowflake who? There's snowflake like home!

What's the difference between an ice-cream? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A motorcycle, it has no wheels. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hehe, you should have seen your face!!!

(These are fake books, but they make me laugh) "Spots on the Wall" by Hoo-flung-poo "Under the Bleachers" by Seamore Butts "Ten Steps from the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit, Illustrations by Bettie Cant

You might be a redneck if when someone says: "Do you have any duct tape?" And you say: "I don't have any ducks on tapes but I've got some on my wall."

Here's a stupid warning label: If you look at a fire extinguisher, it will say "Non-flamable"

You are a redneck if: you've ever searched for gold in your grandpa's chest and had your fingers taken off by the booby trap within.

You are a redneck if: you've ever gotten a headache reading the newspaper.