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Did you know in 1923, the following men were considered some of the world's most successful men . . . at least they found the secret of making money. Whereas, in 1987, more than 60 yrs. later, do you know what became of these men?
The president of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab, died a pauper. The president of the largest gas company, Howard Hopson, went insane. The president of the New York Stock Exchange, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad insolvent. The president of the Bank of International Settlement shot himself and the greatest bear on Wall Street, Casabee Rivermore, died by suicide.
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Fred was getting out of his car to go to an electronics store and had his dog in the car with him. "Stay," said Fred.
A blond was witnessing all this and said to Fred, "Would it just be easier to put it in park?"
The cat was chasing the rooster around on the farm, then the cat fell in the water and the rooster laughed. Lesson: For every wet pussy there is a happy cock
There was a blind guy, walking down the street. He passes a fish market, smells the fish and says," Good morning ladies."
Question:
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
Answer:
An order of french flies and a diet croak!!
Money may not grow on trees, but it would seem as if morons like you certainly do.
If it is dry - moisten.
If it is moist - dry.
Congratulations, you are now a dermatologist.
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What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
Teacher: "Simon! What does it mean if the barometer falls?"
Simon: "Err.. The nail's come out of the wall, miss?"
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