A young boy asks his dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son; that's confidential!"

For those of you who do not know, a stroop test is where you say the color of the word, but not the word itself(and the words are spelling out colors). One day there was a blonde. She saw stroop tests and found them fun. One day she was on a radio show. She said she was a fan of stroop tests and said she'd give the audience one. She explained what it was. "Blue" "Red" "Green" The first to call and give the answers would win a cash prize. Someone called in. "YOU MORON! YOU CANT SPEAK A STROOP TEST!"

- You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top. - Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. - You have an Elvis Jell-o mold. - You own more cowboy boots than sneakers. - You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars. - You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. - You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car. - There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink? A: To a crow bar.

Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Fuck hubluza!

One day, early in the morning, a naked man was lying on a beach reading the newspaper. He saw a little girl skipping towards him. Quickly he covered himself with the newspaper just as the little girl spotted him. She comes by him and says,"Good morning, What's under the newspaper?" The man replied,"A birdie!" The little girl started dancing and said,"Can I see it." The man Quickly snaps,"NO! It's sleeping." The little girl skips away ad the man falls asleep. After a few hours he wakes up and notices he's in the hospital. He calls over the doctor and asks why he was in the hospital. The doctor replies,"Ask that little girl." The little girl shyly goes over and says,"I was playing with the bir

The teacher asks: "Fritzchen, why are you always speaking of our Soviet brothers? It's 'Soviet friends'." Fritz responds: "Well, you can pick your friends."

"What is the main difference of succession under tsarist regime and under socialism?" "Under tsarist regime the power transferred from father to a son, and under socialism - from one grandfather to another."

கணவர் மனைவிக்கு ஒரு குறுஞ்செய்தி அனுப்புகிறார். நான் ஆஃபிஸில் இருந்து வர லேட்டாகும்! சூடாக சப்பாத்தியுடன் சன்னா மசாலா செய்து வைக்கவும்.மனைவியிடம் இருந்து நோ ரெஸ்பான்ஸ்.அடுத்த மெஸேஜில், எனக்கு தீபாவளி போனஸ் போட்டுட்டாங்க. வராமல் இருந்த இன்ஸெண்டிவ்வும் போட்டுட்டாங்க. தீபாவளிக்கு நீ கேட்ட மாதிரியே பட்டு புடவை எடுத்து தரேன்.மனைவியிடம் இருந்து உடனே பதில், லோட்டஸ் பிங்க் கலர்! அப்படியே நான் கேட்ட டிஸைன் தங்க நெக்லஸையும் மறந்துடாதீங்க.நான் முதலில் போட்ட மெஸேஸ் உனக்கு கிடைத்ததா? என செக் பண்ணதான் ரெண்டாவது மெஸேஜ். போனஸும் போடல! இன்செண்டிவ்வும் வர்ல! சப்பாத்தி, சன்னா மசாலா மறந்துடாத?ங்கொய்யாலே! யாருகிட்ட? எப்படி ஆஃப் பண்ணேனு பார்த்தியா?சற்று நேரத்தில் மனைவியிடம் இருந்து மெஸேஜ்! கோதுமை மாவு தீர்ந்து போ

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

Success is relative. The more success, the more relatives!