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Two fat men took part in a marathon.
One ran in short bursts, and the other ran in burst shorts.
Take this quiz to see if you are an idiot or not. If you make just one single mistake, you are an idiot. Ready?
1.George Washington, who was born in 1732, was born in what year?
2.The second war of the world, known as the World War II, is known as what?
3.What is the answer to one hundred plus one hundred, given that one hundred plus one hundred is two hundred?
4.What punctuation mark is used after this sentence, which is a question mark?
5.This joke, who was written by xJOKERx, was written by who?
6.If an elephant is bigger than a mouse, is a mouse bigger than an elephant?
7.If this question has thirteen words, how many words does this question have?
8.If you are currently reading this jok
A special kind of firework with very bright colors and little smoke was accidentally discovered when a man tried to make the atomic bomb safer.
That defeats the original purpose.
We all know the world war II games right?And they also have the Thompson gun which belongs to the Americans and British.
There is a 2nd meaning.
(Capital letters make for Thompson not just the beginning words.If you know what I mean)
Thompson means:Theories Having Oatmeal Mayhem.Prefers to Sadness because Oatmeal is Numb.
Capital letters are the letters of Thompson.
Apparently, a Polish driver living in southern Ireland by the name of Prawo Jazdy had racked up dozens of speeding tickets and parking fines - but with a different address on each occasion.
Eventually, the Garda discovered that Prawo Jazdy is Polish for 'driving licence'. . .
"The fact that the GDR considers itself as one of the 5 technologically most advanced power of the nations may be be given to the fact that there are only 5 fingers on a hand. " University lecture in Hungary in the 70s
A Reform Rabbi was so compulsive a golfer that once, on Yom Kippur, he left the house early and went out for a quick nine holes by himself. An angel who happened to be looking on immediately notified his superiors that a grievous sin was being committed. On the sixth hole, God caused a mighty wind to take the ball directly from the tee to the cup â a miraculous shot.
The angel was horrified. "A hole in one!" he exclaimed, "You call this a punishment, Lord?!"
Answered God with a sly smile, "So who can he tell?"
Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union the same as there is in the USA?
In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the White House in Washington, DC, and yell, "Down with Reagan!" and you will not be punished.
Just the same, you can stand in the Red Square in Moscow and yell, "Down with Reagan!" and you will not be punished.
Attempting to enter a case-sensitive password with caps-lock on.
Not checking to ensure that the computer is indeed plugged in.
Clicking Yes on message boxes without reading them properly and deleting important files.
Forgetting to plug an ethernet cable into their laptop's network card when in the office.
Allowing sessions to timeout when using a web application.
Erroneous data entry.
Doctor, Doctor! I have a virus that makes my left hand constantly butter toast. How can I stop it spreading?
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