Fill in the blank to this odd analogy. Quiz is to quizzical as test is to _______

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her book. Along came a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman and said, " Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replied, (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Ye

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

Makes one think, and puts things in perspective : Diet Snapple....16 oz $1.29........$10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea..16 oz $1.19........$ 9.52 per gallon Gatorade........20 oz $1.59...... $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray.....16 oz $1.25.......$10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid.....12 oz $3.15 ..... $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil... 6 oz $8.35 .....$178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol.....4 oz $3.85......$123.20 per gallon Whiteout........ 7 oz $1.39...... $25.42 per gallon Scope ........ 1.5 oz $0.99.......$84.48 per gallon and this is the REAL KICKER...... >Evian water 9 oz for $1.49...... $21.19 per gallon. $21.19 FOR WATER! ....and the buyers don't even know the source. Yes, and the n

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun." answered the other detective. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" asked the first detective. "I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"

Teacher to student: "I just read the composition on 'My House' that you had submitted." Student: "Yes, is there anything wrong?" Teacher: "No. It was excellent. It was exactly the same composition that your older brother submitted last year." Student: "Well...we live in the same house..."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Who! Who who? You must have the stammers!

Knock knock Who's there ? Scold Scold who ? Scold out here, let me in!

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M

Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back!