"Knock-Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo" "Boo who?" "Why are you crying?"

First, you get a little hoarse. Then, you get a little buggy.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Q: Why did the blond crash her helicopter? A: Because she was cold and decided to turn off the ceiling fan!

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

"It's no use. Art doesn't listen to me," said a little boy who was praying for a new bike. "Art who?" asked the boy's mother. "Art in heaven," came the reply.

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

"Danny," asked Mrs Waters, "What's usually used as a conductor of electricity?" "Why- er..." "Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?" "The what??" That's absolutely right. The watt."

How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot!

Suddenly the electricity went off in the house of a blonde. So, she wanted to light a match. After being tired of looking for the match, she blew out the candle and went to sleep.

Mom: Why did you get a grade so low? Junior: Because of absence. Mom: Who, You? Junior: No, the kid who sits right next to me.

Earth Worm: Oh, I wish that darn evil Mister Barney hadn't chopped my brother into two sections! Other Earth Worm: Why? Earth Worm: Because, now I have two half brothers!