Q: What's the difference between a black owl and a white owl? A: White owl: Who who Black owl: Who that who that

A cowboy an indian and a muslim were in an airport waiting for their flight. After some silence the indian says. "Once my people were many, now we are few." Then the muslim says, "My people were many, we are still many," he turns to the cowboy, "Why do you think that is?" The cowboy says, "Maybe that's 'cause we haven't played cowboys 'n' muslims yet.

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.

Miss Blue(Teacher):"2 x 2 = 4, 4 x 4 = 16, and now, Brian, what is 16 x 16?" Brian(Pupil): "You cheated, Miss Blue. You always take the easy one and give us the hardest."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old is your son - the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, a tub of cottage chesse, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

Yo mama is so fat she used Saturn's rings as hoola-hoops!

What's the difference between men and women? Women zoom with a camera by walking closer or farther away; men just push the button!

As an architect watched a mechanic remove engine parts from his car, a surgeon, waiting for his own car to be repaired, walked over. They introduced themselves, and began talking about their lines of work. "You know," said the architect, "I sometimes believe a mechanic's work is as complicated as the work that we do." "Perhaps," the surgeon commented. "But let's see him do it with the engine running."