Yo Mama so stupid, she got fired at the M & M factory because she threw out all the W's!

3 people were asked to find the "hardest" word in the dictionary. One person found the word "happiness". One person found the word"photosynthesis". The last person found the word "dick".

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, blondes usually screw in cars!

What do railroad tracks and blondes have in common? They are both laid all over America!

How do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday!

What does a blonde do when she wakes up? She goes home!

A blonde is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Little boy blue. Little Boy Blue who? Micheal Jackson!!!!!

Why are constipated people so mean and rude? ..because they don't give a crap!

What do hookers and bungee jump cords have in common? They're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks, your dead!

Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!

Bob and Bo are hunting. Bob had a sever case of diarrhea so he decided to stay and rest up. Bo goes out and kills a big deer and guts it. He then thinks it would be funny if he laid the deers guts in Bob's sleeping bag so he does and goes to sleep. Then he wakes up the next morning and see's that Bob and the guts are gone. Then he notices Bob and asks how's he feeling. Bob says, "My diarrhea was so bad I crapped my guts out but with God's grace and these two fingers I got them all back in."