A blonde went to see her doctor for her annual checkup so the doctor gave her the once over. At the end of the checkup he shone a light in her ear to have a look; amazed, he shook his head and walked away. See below what the doctor had seen. A big sign SPACE FOR RENT.

Did you hear about the morning after pill for guys? It changes his blood type.

What do women with no legs leave behind when they cross a linoleum floor? Snail Tracks.

Have you ever seen Moth Balls? You have!!! How did you get their teeny, tiny and poor little legs apart? Ya fiend!

What do a walrus & tupperware have in common? They both like a "tight" SEAL!

What is Jewish beer called? He Brew!!

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," says the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you." "But everyone pees in the pool," whined Little Johnny. "Maybe," answered the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

Yo mama so fat when jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

What's the difference between a religious woman and a supposedly regular woman in a bathtub? One has HOPE in her soul.

Made up this joke myself.. Please laugh. When I go all the way blind (2/3 the way there now); my Mommie's gonna give me a new kitty and tell me that I can only play with it outside & in the street. The Kittie's name is Pe-Pe-La-Pugh. She tell's me it's black & white. Love that kitty. Rhhhhhhhhh!

This is funny.

Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.