Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mamma is so bald Yo mamma so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mamma so bald you can see what's on her mind Yo mamma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

What did the mama broom say to the little broom? Go to sweep little one.

What's the difference between the teacher and the one who minds trains? The teacher trains minds, the other minds trains.

What starts with T, ends with the T and has full of T's? [You must answer it and write it in the comment box!(hehe)]

In a classroom, the teacher tell the pupils that peanuts make your smarter. Then a pupil said: "Are you nuts?"

Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at school all week. They decided to visit the elephant cage, but soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for causing a commotion. The officer hauled them off to security for questioning. The supervisor in charge asked them to give their names and tell what they were doing at the elephant cage. The first boy innocently said, "My name is Gary, and I was just throwing peanuts into the elephant cage." The second added, "My name is Larry, and all I was doing was throwing peanuts into the elephant cage." The third boy was a little shaken up and said, "Well, my name is Peter, but my friends call me Peanuts."

Sometimes I think I'm stupid... until I met George W. Bush. Now I feel like the smartest man in the world.

It's late at night, the weather's terrible, with lashing rain and high winds, when the traveller decides he's had enough and pulls in to the hotel car park. He grabs a few essentials and makes a dash for the foyer. "Can you let me have a room for the night, please?" he enquires. "Very sorry, sir, we've no spare rooms at all," responds the helpful clerk. "You've no room at all? I find that hard to believe. I think that if George Dubya arrived now, you'd find a room for him!" "Well, I think we might find something for *him*." "Well, he's not coming, so I'll have the room!"

Jerry, a college freshman, was sitting in his English class. His teacher noticed that he wasn't paying attention, so asked to see him after class. Jerry went up to the teacher's desk, and waited while the teacher was talking to a attractive freshman girl. When he was done, he said, "Jerry, why weren't you paying attention in my class?" "I was staring at the hot babe you were just talking to," Jerry said. "But don't get any ideas," Jerry said, "you're way to old for her." "Oh, really?" the teacher said. "Yeah, you're old enough to be her father!" said Jerry. "This talk is over!" said the teacher. Jerry starts to walk out when the teacher says, "And by the way, Jerry, next class don't stare at

I read right the way through a medical dictionary, and found that the only thing in it I DON'T have is hypochondria!

One day a blonde named Sharon was sitting at her till at the supermarket. Suddenly, she had an idea that would change the world forever. She had invented mind-mail! She called over her boss and told him. He was astonished and said, "Go on then, send me a mail through your mind!" She did as she was told, and sent him one. The manager then said, "I didn't quite get that, what was the message?" She replied, "I dunno, work it out for yourself!"