Category Jokes -
Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Joe.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
Our house, in the middle of my feet,
Our house, which smells of cheesy feet,
Our house, will always get defeat,
Our house, will never eat those feet.
That was a song I made up
ha!!!!!! ha!!!!!! ha!!!!!! ha!!!!!!!
Yo momma so fat, she saw a Snickers commercial on TV...it said "Hungry? Why wait?"...so she ate the TV.
"OK," said the psychiatrist, "let's try some tests. I'll draw something, and you say what it reminds you of."
He draws a house, and the patient says, "Sex."
He draws a square, and the patient says, "Sex."
He draws a circle, and the patient says, "Sex."
He draws a trangle, and the patient says, "Sex."
He draws a diamond, and the patient says, "Sex."
"I see; it seems to me," says the trick-cyclist,"you have a fixation with sex."
"Me? Who's drawing all these dirty pictures?"
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A man is referred to a psychiatrist because he imagines himself to be a pet dog.
"All right, lie on the couch," says the doctor.
"Sorry, I'm not allowed on the fur
Okay sooo.. I kinda stumbled across this "word" when I was actually at the sprint store with my x-boyfriend. He was talking about how he needed to get unlimited text messaging and I looked over with a very concerned look on my face and said, "Yardy Yar!" I believe everyone in the store was hysterical and looked at me as if I was some crazy redneck - it was hilarious.
If you don't get it,
it is supposed to sound like -
"You already are."
It's actually pretty dang funny if you say it out loud!! haha
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