Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma is so fat, she fell over trying to rock herself to sleep and couldn't get back up.

Yo Momma is so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo momma so dumb she asked for a price check at the .99 cent store!

The sky was dark The moon was high We were alone Just she and I Her hair was brown Her eyes were too I knew just what She wanted to do So with my courage I did my best And placed my hand Upon her breast I trembled and shook And felt her heart Slowly she spread Her legs apart I knew she was ready But I didn't know how It was my first try At milking a cow

What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter

Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower!

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you copying the test from your friend. Student: I hope you didn't either

What do you call an elephant chasing a cat? Depends on what his name is.....

Jr: This year I failed every class except biology. Mary: How did you do that? Jr: Easy, I didn't take biology