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Your Face 2

Your face is so oily, we're going to war over it.

Haha

your mom is like paris hilton ... a dirty whore

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? To prove he was chicken!

Poor Momma #1

Yo momma is so poor, when I went to her house to use the bathroom, she told me to pick a corner.

Dirty Floor

Your floor is so dirty, I stepped inside and said "Nice carpet." You said, "Man, those are cockroaches!"

School Shoppin'

One time I went school shopping... AND BOUGHT THREE SCHOOLS!!!

Cheap

Yo momma is so cheap, she went to McDonalds and put a hamburger on lay-away.

Bad Breath

Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth packed up and left.

U Might be

If you work without a shirt on, and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.

Funny

one of my friends was in trouble because he had sex with his teacher, but the bad part is he's home schooled

Duh

Yo momma is so stupid, she jumped out the window and fell up.

Fatty

Yo momma is so fat, I got stuck in her shadow.