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Billy: i know a person who is 35 and still in 4th grade!
Eddie: Really! who?
Billy: My teacher!
3 guys are driving down the road and realize that they all have to use the bathroom very badly. They come around a corner and see a sign "Green Gables next right". So thye take the right turn and come up to Green Gables, they all jump out of the car and run insode to see if they can use the washroom.
They are greeted by a nice old lady who says sure they can use the washroom.
The first guy runs up stairs and sits on the toilet and immediatley notices a hole in the floor at his feet with a table under it. All of a sudden he hears "Hey Hey I'm the ghost of Green Gables lay your money on the tables." He grabs all his money and throws it down the hole and runs back down stairs. When he ge
It must suck being a penis because-
1. Your best friends are nuts
2. Your closest neighbour is an asshole
3. You vomit when you're excited
4. Your owner abuses you
And if you're in the mood-
5. You work double-duty on Tuesday.
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, okay." and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! Oh, Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!"
How do the chinese get their names?
Their parents kick a can down the street...
ching chang chung bing....
What do you say to a blonde who looks stupid in her ear muffs?
Anything you want! She cant hear you!
P.S. no offence to blondes!
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