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The Fish's Bank

Where do fish keep their money? In a riverbank!

High Schools

What do you call a a bunch of fish swimming in the sky?? A High School!!!

Pushup

Yo momma so fat and stupid that I told her to show me a pushup and she brought me one from the Ice Cream Man.

Dark Ages

Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the middle ages as the dark ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights.

Grey Hounds

Q: When is a black dog not a black dog? A: When its a grey hound.

Three Ears

Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears? No, how was that? He had a right ear,a left ear,and a wild frontier.

Monsters Hand

Where do the monsters go when they lose a hand? To the second-hand shop.

Unlawful vs Illegal

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is a sick bird.

Dog Wood Tree

Farmer: This is a dogwood tree. Cityman: How can you tell? Farmer: By its bark

Isabel

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is-a-bel ringing? I thought I heard one.

Fat

Yo mama so fat, when she breast-fed you, you drank bacon grease.

Puffy

What did Puffy say when Ben asked him about J-LO ? "Take that, take that"