GOOD JOKE: A blonde. BETTER JOKE: A blonde playing chess. BEST JOKE: The blonde wins the game.

Q: What did the blonde say after seeing the banana on the ground? A: Oh, I'm gonna slip again!!

A man asked a woman,"Will you marry me?" The woman replied,"No." They both lived happily ever after!

you've ever called the towtruck on yourself because you couldn't afford gas.

What 3 words are in the name Amanda? A, man, DUH!!

You might be a redneck if you wore a jumper to your prom.

You might be a redneck if your swimsuit is your bra and underwear.

I went to Google Translater to write something to my friend in German. I typed in English: Hey there! I am bored. What do you want to do? It came out in German: Hey dort! ich werde gebohrt, was Sie tun möchten? If I translate it back into English, it comes out: Hey there! I am bored, which you would like to do? I don't want to do anyone!

My 4 year old brother just had a birthday. At his birthday party he invited all his friends and a clown for the entertainment. The clown didn't have too many options for entertaining 4 year olds, so he figured a nice game of Simon Says would be fun. "Simon says, 'Point to your nose.'" The children all do it and he continues. "Simon says, 'Point to your head.'" Again they all do. "Sit down." All those who sat down are out. "Simon says, 'Point to your lip.'" Trying to end this silly game and go on with his pathetic life, "Point to your eye." "OWWWWW!!!" Yep. They lost.

Umm...why is this category called "blond" when really it's spelled "blonde"??

The 1st blonde says-"I hate you!I never want to see you again." The smarted 2nd twin says-"You idiot!Then don't look in the mirror!" The 1st says-"Why can't I look in the mirror?" The 2nd says-"Because we're twins and we look exactly the same!"

Q: What is orange, red, and lies in the grass? A: A wounded cheesie!