I always wondered why there are so many blond jokes,but no brunettes. I asked a brunette friend of mine. "Why do you think there are no brunette jokes?" I asked her. "Well,that's a given. Blonds are too stupid to make them up."

Knock,knock! Who's there? King! King who? King Kong is now part of China.

Why is a circle so hot???? Because it's 360 degrees!!!

Patient:"Doctor,my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages." Psychiatrist: "Rubbish! I like sausages too." Patient: Good,you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds."

Doctor: "Does it hurt when you do this?" Patient: "Yes" Doctor: "Well, you shouldn't do it then."

Knock Knock! Who's there? A chu. A chu who? Bless you!

Why wasn't the giraffe invited to the party? He was a pain in the neck to talk to.

One day at class, Mrs. Stryo has a storytelling contest. She tells the class that the boy or girl with the best story will get a bag of candy. Jay, a clever boy, thinks of a story. "One day, there is a storm." He begins. "Someone's house gets ripped apart by this storm, leaving furniture scattered on the ground." "One old man survives this storm. He trys to rebuild the house that was torn apart." "He almost suceeds. Three months later, after spending all of his money trying to rebuild the house, another storm comes and rips it apart again. Everything is scattered around again." "So that man trys again to build a house. Six months later, he spends a further few hundred dollars building u

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."

How do you keep a black man from jumping on your bed? -Put velcro on the ceiling. Why don't black people dream anymore? -Because the last one that did got shot. How do you keep five black men from raping a white woman? -Give them a basketball. What do you call black ladies' abortions? -Crimestoppers What do you say if you see your tv floating in the middle of the night? -"Drop it nigga!" Whats wrong with four Mexicans dying in an Impala? -An Impala can hold five.

If you name your kids after dead family pets you just might be a redneck!

One day, a man goes to a hotel. There is only one room left; room #30. Wondering what was the problem with that room, he agrees to use that room and is shown the room. He is left with a warning: To never look under the rug. That night, he can't sleep. He's wondering what's under the rug. So he gets up, and peeks under the rug. It's a trapdoor. "OK, I can live with that," he says to himself, and goes to bed. The next night, he can't sleep. He's wondering what's under the trapdoor. So he gets up, removes the rug, and opens the trapdoor. He sees a really, really long staircase. "OK, I can live with that," he says to himself, closes the trapdoor, replaces the rug, and goes to bed. The next