your daddies so old, i slapped his butt and his balls fell off

SAY IT REALLY FAST SAY*PINK CHEESE GREEN GHOST* FAST IF UR A TRUE LATINO YOULL GET WAT THIS MEANS

why are black people so good at basket ball? because they can Run, shoot and steal.

Yo Momma is so fat she uses a rocket ship as a dildo.

You might be redneck if you've totaled every car you've owned.

You might be a redneck if you answer to more than one nickname.

You might be a redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room!

You might be a redneck if your toenail clippers say craftsman on the side!

You might be a redneck if you've never stayed in a hotel without stealing something

You might be a redneck if you've ever videotaped a dog loving on someone's leg.

You take me out way too much!!! Do you think this dress makes me look too slim? You looked stressed out, let me give you a massage. Go out with your friends tonight, you deserve it. That Pamala Anderson has a lovely body. No, no you buy me too much already. A fake diamond will do. My mother is a real old wench. What headache?

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