What does Monica Lewinsky have on her resume? "Sat on the Presidential Staff"

Why does President Clinton invite so many ladies into his private study? He wants to show them his executive branch.

What's Bill Clinton's favorite movie ? Sex lies and video tape

What is Bill's definition of safe sex? When Hillary is out of town.

How does Clinton divert his attention from the latest controversy? He just keeps on plugging away.

Q. What goes clop... clop... clop... BANG! clop clop clop clop clop clop? A. An Amish driveby

Why is a blond, Blond? Isn't it obvious? They're dumb.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times: Once it's told, once it's explained, and 5 minutes later once I get it.

This joke's so old, it has mold on it! HA HA HA!

It's pretty bad if you start typing "lol" as if it were a sentence (Lol.) Its worse if you start saying, "laugh out loud" in everday conversations. It's absolutely horrible if you actually say, "l-o-l."

Not all lawyers are bad. I've seen some graveyards full of good ones!

What is a kangaroo's favorite restaurant? IHOP!