Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken!

What did the blonde say to the red head? Nothing. She couldn't remember what she was going to say!

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "B

Your so ugly, when you were born the doctors shoved you back in.

What did one penny say to another penny? Let's get together and make cents

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it takes a certified electrician to make it work.

You are so small that on your ID picture, your feet showed.

You are a redneck if: You think the following is funny You haven't read the joke "You are a Redneck If... #900".

Yo momma is so fat if they named a hurricane after her it would have to be a category 20.

Yo mommas so stupid she asked how much she had to pay to get a free car-wash.

yo mommas so stupid, she brought a TV remote to the movie theater.

Yo Momma so dirty, she went in for a shower and lost weight!