How many feet does a black rooster have? How many wings does a black rooster have? How many heads does a black rooster have? How many hairs are on the back of a white cat? Why is it that you know more about a black cock rather than a white pussy?

Q. What do you call a blond, redneck lawyer? A. Yo Momma!

The best things in life are free and the worst things in life cost only $19.95.

Yo Mama is so fat that when she has sex she has show directions!

Bobby-Hey do you remember what the teacher said in fourth hour? Jessica-?--------??? Bobby-Did you just have a blonde moment?

So I have this great knock knock joke for you! Knock Knock Who's there? Hello? Hello who? Hello? Hello who!!? Oh Hi? Hey, I have this great knock knock joke for you! Okay knock knock. Who's there? Hello? Who's there!!!!!!?? The door slams. Knock knock. Ding Dong. Fine. Hello? Hello? Hello!!!? *peacecylone*

On a very busy high way there stood three images. Santa, The easter bunny and a smart mexican. Well who crossed the street first? None There is no such thing as santa, the easter bunny, or a smart mexican.

What's missing? ch_ _ ch U R you are

What is a robot's favorite food? Nuts and bolts!

Q. Where does a fish like to sleep? A. In a river bed!

Q. Where do Comedians go if they are sick? A. To the He-He-Mergency room!

Q. Why was the Gum so mad in class? A. It was Chewed Out!