Bobby-Hey do you remember what the teacher said in fourth hour? Jessica-?--------??? Bobby-Did you just have a blonde moment?

So I have this great knock knock joke for you! Knock Knock Who's there? Hello? Hello who? Hello? Hello who!!? Oh Hi? Hey, I have this great knock knock joke for you! Okay knock knock. Who's there? Hello? Who's there!!!!!!?? The door slams. Knock knock. Ding Dong. Fine. Hello? Hello? Hello!!!? *peacecylone*

On a very busy high way there stood three images. Santa, The easter bunny and a smart mexican. Well who crossed the street first? None There is no such thing as santa, the easter bunny, or a smart mexican.

What's missing? ch_ _ ch U R you are

What is a robot's favorite food? Nuts and bolts!

Q. Where does a fish like to sleep? A. In a river bed!

Q. Where do Comedians go if they are sick? A. To the He-He-Mergency room!

Q. Why was the Gum so mad in class? A. It was Chewed Out!

Q. What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a computer? A. A lot of Bytes!!!

Q. Why was the piano locked out? A. Because he had no keys!

Q. Who likes to make dinner for Peter Pan? A. Captain Cook!

Q. What do you call a cow that gives chocolate milk? A. An Utter Delight!