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An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about preparing a will. The receptionist suggested they set up a convenient time for the spinster to come to the office. "You must understand, I've lived alone all my life, I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out. Would it be possible for the lawyer to come to my house?" the elderly woman asked. The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and went to the spinster's home to discuss her estate and the will.
The lawyer's first question was, "Would you please tell me what you have in assets and how you'd like them to be distributed under your will?" "I have $40,000 in my sav
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"
A man and his wife are in the bed watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
He turns to her and says, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. He replies, "Is that your final answer?"
"Yes," she said. He then replies, "I'd like to phone a friend."
That's the last thing he remembers. . . .
Ever wonder why your ears are where they are?
Just think, if they were on your butt, you would have to pull down your pants to hear what I'm saying
--REDD FOXX
There once was a girl named Ann Hyser
Who claimed that no man could surprise her.
But old Pabst made a push
at the Schlitz in her Busch
and now she is sadder Budweiser!
*This joke was made by Bill Klompus* Go Bill!!
There was a stupid boy named Max. His dad wanted to see what he would do if he gave him a dollar, so Max's dad gave him a dollar the next day. Max was so excited. As he walked to school that day, the dollar in his hand, a little girl came up to him and said, "I will give you 2 shiny quarters for that dollar." Max figured that 2 was better than 1, so he willingly traded. When Max reached the school, a little boy came up to him and said, "I'll give you 3 dimes for those 2 quarters." Max traded again. Then his teacher came up to him, and knowing that he was so dumb, asked him to trade his 3 dimes for 4 nickels. Again, he traded. As Max was walking home from school that day, a old man came up to
Why did our founding fathers expressed equality, but the constitution says people born in other countries can't be president?
Please tell me how to obey these signs:
All Night Dance Club; NO MUSIC ALLOWED
Public Stairway; Please do not climb on stairs
Country Road; NO PEDESTRIANS OR AUTOMOBILES
A room in a touch-an-feel musem; Do not touch
A seminar for the deaf; Please listen to others
Local bookstore; Feel free to read books in this section, however do not read them in this store
A local carpet store completely covered in rugs; Come in! Please do not step on rugs
And please tell me who wrote these signs.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world appear weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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