A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunken man answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunken man replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found J

There are two guys walking down the street when they stumble upon a drunk. They walked up to him and the 1st guy said, "Sir, what is you name?" "My name is Jesus Christ!" slurred the drunk. "That can't possibly be, what is your real name?" asked the 2nd man. The drunk repeated, "I told you my name is Jesus Christ!" The two men still didn't believe him so the drunk told them to follow him as he walked into a nearby bar. It was then they heard the bartender say, "Jesus Christ, are you here again?!"

I don't need to write a joke! Whenever I see your face I start to laugh anyway!!

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar underneath his pillow that night? He wanted to have sweet dreams.

Why are llamas big and brown? Beacause if they were small & grey, they would be mice.

What is black & white an red all over? A penguin holding its breath!

What to a blonde is long and hard? 4th Grade

1) How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it! 2) How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff! 3) How does a blonde lose 5 pounds? She takes off her make up! 4) Why does a blonde wash her hair in the sink? Because thats where you wash vegetables! 5) What did the blonde think of her new computer? She couldn't get channel 9!

1) Did you hear about the blond skydiver? She Missed! 2) What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? Twins! 3) Why doesn't a blonde drive a BMW? Because she can't spell it! 4) How is a blonde the same as a bottle? Thier both empty from the neck up! 5) Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? She missed!

Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today? John: (crying)..I heard the milkman tell mom.."When the kid goes to school i'm gonna eat your pussy!"

Question: What is brown and sticky? Answer: A stick! Duh.

1. During recess time, I like skipping rope. When I skip I shout a rhyme, And jump with all my hope. 2. I didn't study for the test even though I should've. I was playing PS2 and I would've, so I copied off of yours, I got them all wrong, so now I sing this song. (sing over and over this is an endless song.) 3. Some gum chum? It's watermelon, although I chewed it some, and it is jerybellum. (jerybellum - bubble gum co.)