How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has got to WANT to change.

A man was sitting next to the Pope on a cross-country flight. The Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. He turned to the man and asked "Do you know a four-letter word for 'woman' that ends in U-N-T?" The man thought for a minute and said "Aunt." "Oh yes, of course," the Pope replied. "Do you have an eraser?"

A brunette was walking down the middle of the street, saying "34...34...34" over and over again. A blonde stopped her and asked why she was doing that. "Oh, it's great fun," replied the brunette. "You should try it". So the blonde walked down the street repeating "34...34...34..." when all of a sudden a car sped by and ran her over. The brunette then started walking down the road again, saying "35...35...35..."

How can you tell if a blonde woman has been dating? By the belt buckle imprint on her forehead.

What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity? "So are you guys all on the same team?"

How many lawyers does it take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice 'em.

Did you hear the one about the Polish wolf? He chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap.

A polar bear walked into a bar and said "Can I please have a gin and............................................tonic?" The bartender replied "Sure, but why the large pause?" "I don't know, I've always had them!"

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

Did you know diarhea is part of your inheritence? Ya, it flows in our genes.

It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked he

There's this guy he goes to see the doctor and says, "Doctor, Doctor, I have a terrible problem. I have a strawberry stuck up my bottom." The doctor says, "It's ok, I'll give you some cream to put on it."