Jokes
Category Jokes -
Time & Fruit Flies
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Poet
A backward poet writes inverse.
A Boyfriend
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A Chicken
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Your Exorcist
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
A Clock
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Fully Recovered.
Not to worry: the man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Kiss His Ring
The difference between the Pope and your boss.... The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Lightning
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
A Path to Your Door
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
Death and Taxes?
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course there's shipping and handling, too.
A Husband Is...
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
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