One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help. "Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important." Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says, "Thanks, I only need one copy."

In the beginning was the Plan And then came the assumptions And the assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance And darkness was upon the faces of the workers And they spake unto their Group Heads, and sayeth: "It is a crock, and it stinketh!" And the Group Heads went unto their Section Heads, and sayeth: "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof." And the Section Heads went unto their Managers, and sayeth unto them: "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." And the Managers went to their Director, and sayeth unto him: "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." And the

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub mommy, I'm dwowning.

Yo Dad said to yo mama, "We're getting a color TV!" and yo mama asked, "What color?"

Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study

Yo mama is so stupid she waited at a Stop sign until it said Go.

Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side.

Yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample.

Yo mama is so stupid she couldn't even pass a blood test.

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks these jokes are funny.

Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in McDonalds, and lost 300 pounds.

Yo Mama is so poor, I walked in and dropped a cigarette butt on the floor, and she said, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got heat".