Jokes
Category Jokes -
Penguin Dance
Q)Where do penguins go to dance? A)The snowball
Eskimo Pigs
Q)Where do eskimo pigs live? A)In a pigloo.
Traffic Light
Q)Why does a traffic light turn red? A)You would to if you had to change in front of all those people.
Polar Bear in Jungle
Q)what do you call a polar bear in the jungle? A)lost!
Hippo
Q)A hippo is sitting on your chair....what time is it? A)Time to get a new chair
Rooster and a Duck??
Q: What do you get when a rooster crosses a duck? A: A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn!
Bad snow boots
Q.Why shouldn't you wear snow boots? A.Because they will melt!
Snow White
Q. Why would Snow White be a good judge? A.Because she's the fairest in the land.
Tough Chicken
Q.Where do tough chickens come from? A.Hard boiled eggs!
Doctor House
Q.Why did the house go to the doctor? A.To get a cure for his window pane!
Chef Offspring
What did the chef name his son? Stu
Broken Tomato
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
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