A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in a red ferari speeding down a country road being chased by a squad car. They try to lose him by darting into a forest behind a farm. The trio ditch the car and decide to each hide in three burlap sacs on the ground. The cop who was really close on their tail went up to each sac. The cop kicked the first sac and the brunette inside said; "Woof woof" "Oh it's just a dog." Then he kicked the second sac, Inside that sack the redhead said; "Meow Meow" "Oh, it's just a kitten. Then the cop went up to the third sac with the blonde inside and kicked it The blonde said "Potato potato"

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"He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke."

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can not!

Vacation begins when dad says. "I know a shortcut"!

Energizer Bunny arrested... charged with battery.

Lottery, a tax on people who can't do math

all generalizations are false

Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway!

IRS... we've got what it takes, to take what you've got