What are two blondes doing in front of a motorcycle? Arguing about who get a window seat.

What do you call a smart blond? An Endangered species

What do you call a movie about a man trying to make a blond smart? Mission Impossible

There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still going down so they dropped the floor. So they are hanging by their hands from the top on the plane with no floor. So the captain say's "1 person jump out" the Brunette say's "I'll sacrifice my life", and all the Blonds start clapping.

Why do blondes climb chain-link fences? To see what's on the other side.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep her legs closed

What is more stupid then a brunette trying to start a fire in a pool? A blonde trying to put it out.

What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever

A blonde is on the road when suddenly she gets a phonecall from her friend: "Watch out! I heard on the radio that some lunatic is going against traffic!" So the blonde says, "Only one? They all are!"

How do you know a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear, and she's looking for her pencil.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." What on earth do you mean???" Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

Q. How do you kill a blond? A. Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.