Why did a blonde take an empty glass and a glass full of water to bed? She wasn't sure if she would get thirsty during the night.

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? Thank you for the refill.

A blonde is speeding down a deserted street when she is pulled over by a police officer. The officer very politely requests to see the blondes license. The blonde very indignant replies, "You know what? I'm getting tired of you cops. You just can't make up your mind. Last week you took away my license, and now you want me to show it to you?"

A police officer pulled over a vehicle that had just driven through an intersection without slowing for the traffic light, which flashes red continually. (It flashes amber for the cross direction.) The driver, blonde of course, explained, "But I didn't go through on the RED, I went through on the BLACK!"

Why do blondes hate making Kool-aid? They can't fit the 8 cups of water in the envelope!

What are two blondes doing in front of a motorcycle? Arguing about who get a window seat.

What do you call a smart blond? An Endangered species

What do you call a movie about a man trying to make a blond smart? Mission Impossible

There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still going down so they dropped the floor. So they are hanging by their hands from the top on the plane with no floor. So the captain say's "1 person jump out" the Brunette say's "I'll sacrifice my life", and all the Blonds start clapping.

Why do blondes climb chain-link fences? To see what's on the other side.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep her legs closed

What is more stupid then a brunette trying to start a fire in a pool? A blonde trying to put it out.