There was a blond walking down the street, and she saw an empty coke can on the floor. So she picked it up and handed it to lost property.

A blonde was walking down the road when she saw a beautiful looking lamp, so she picked it up. She rubbed it and a magic genie came out. "You may have any three objects in the world, oh mighty mistress," said the genie. The blonde replied, "I wish I had an endless glass of wine." Suddenly a big, crystal glass filled with wine appeared in the blonde's hand. She drank it and to her surprise, it filled up again! "Wow! This wine is really nice, and it can't run out!" the blonde said. "In fact, it's so good, I'll have another two of these, please, genie!"

There once was a blonde who was writing a book. She didn't know what else to write, so she took a block from her little sisters toy box and went to go and watch TV. Her mom comes in and sees the book on the table with the wooden block on it. She goes ask her daughter what it was and her blonde daughter responded, "It's writers block mommy!"

A Blonde asks a woman, "Excuse me, what time is it right now?" The woman replies, "It's 11:25PM." The Blonde with a confused look on her face replies, "You know, it's the weirdest thing. I've asked that question thirty times today and every time someone gives me a different answer."

A blonde, carrying a baby in her arms, enters a pharmacy and asks to use the infant scale to weigh the baby. The clerk explains that the infant scale is out for repair, but she could figure out the infant's weight by weighing mother and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "Oh, that will never work!" groaned the blonde. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt!"

A blond man, Mark, was going to France over the summer. So he asked the advice of his friend, who had been to Paris last year. "Oh!" his friend said, "The food in France is fabulous! Be sure to ask about their frog legs." "FROG legs? Really?" Mark couldn't believe it. "Yeah. It seems strange, doesn't it?" Mark agreed to ask. A month later, Mark flew to France. He had a wonderful time seeing the sights, and forgot all about his friend's advice until his very last night, right before dinner. He was already seated at a table, and soon a waiter walked up to him to take his order. "Well..." Mark pondered, "I'm not sure what I want." He decided to ask, then and there. "Say- do you

All members of Mensa have I.Q.s of at least 140. At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt, contained pepper and their pepper shaker, with a P on top, was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without spilling anything and using only the implements at hand? Clearly, here was the marvellous Mensa mystery! They presented ideas, debated them, and finally came up with what they felt was a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer. They called the blonde waitress over to dazzle her with their solution. "Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains s

Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning strikes? A: They think they're getting their photo taken.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Copper is a brown-red color, correct? This is scientific evidence to back up blonde jokes!

There was a blonde that was chopping at a tree near the neighbor's house. Suddenly it fell over and hit the neighbor's house. The neighbor came out and said, "You just crashed a tree on our house!" The blonde replied, "Well, since it's an hour house, it'll be gone in 60 minutes."

#1: When her teacher said to write an essay, she brought in a sheet of paper saying "An Essay." #2: When she caught on fire nearby a lake, she called the fire department. #3: She drank a bottle of root beer and said, "This doesn't taste like beer, or roots." #4: She gave 200 dollars to a cashier for a small bag of chips and said, "Keep the change." #5: When she heard that 1 of the 3-porta potties, each next to each other, was out of order, she walked 10 miles to the ocean. #6: When she saw an old person she said, "At least I'm young." #7: When she was suing someone, she thought that she was killing herself because she was on the counter sues side. #8: When she realized someone in weap

What do you get when two blonds fight? A Stupid Fight.