Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A. More leg-room! Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? A. They chip their teeth. Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A. Fertilized. Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? A. More headroom. Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? A. Because everyone gets a turn. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets! Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A. Frosted Flakes. Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A. An airbag. Q. How can you tell

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? A. The joystick is wet. Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? A. To keep their ankles warm. Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? A. She sold her car for it.. Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A. "Are you sure it's mine?" Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? A. Because they have blond boyfriends.

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A. Their both empty from the neck up. Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A. A blow job with handlebars. Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? A. A golden retriever. Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? A. It has a stamp on it. Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? A. A wine and cheese party! Q. How do you drown a blonde? A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde with a green stripe in her hair, walked into a barbor shop. The barbor asks where the brunette got the haircolor. She replies "Natural." He asks the red-head the same. She says, "Natural." Then he asks the blonde the same question, and she rubs the back of her hand over her nose, and on the green stripe, and says "Natural."

Blond College Exam HINT: this is an exam 1.Spell yes 2.spell no 3. what is 0-0 ANSWER:0 4. answer yes to this question 5. are you human 6. what did you answer #4 HINT: #=number 7. what number is this 8. is this an exam a):yes b);yes 9. spell your name 10. leave this one blank 11. write an aswser 12. check your email 13. repeat 14.eat. 15. turn in paper REQUIREMENTS:Do #15 all others might be wrong IF YOU MET THE REQUIREMENTS, YOU NOW HAVE A SCHOLARSHIP TO HARVORD FOR (4) BLONDS ANSWERS 1. yes 2. no 3. 0 4. yes 5. yes 6. yes 7. 7 8. circle 9. sexy 10. 11. 9 12 he likes me 13. he doesn't 14. eggs 15. 15. 15.HEY BLONDY GO DIE NOTE: noo

A blonde buys a thermos. Two days later, she's back in the shop and wants a refund. The sales person asks her why she's returning it. She replies, "Well, when I bought it, you said it would keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but yesterday I took some coffee and ice-cream to work for after lunch, and all that came out was a luke-warm slush!"

1 What do blondes and cow pies have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. 2 What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? She peed on her corn flakes. 3 What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? She turned it over and used the other side. 4 Did you hear about the stupid blonde? She got hit by a parked car. 5 Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator? Because she can't find the 10

1) What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? "Have another beer." 2) What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? The blonde works in the dark! 3) How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll down... Scroll up... 4) So a blonde is walking down the street and she stops to ask a man the time, he says "O, it's uhh...4:45." The blonde responds, "Man, I've been asking that question all day and I get a different answer every time! 5) Superman, Batman, and a smart blonde all died on the same day.Which one got to Heaven first? None of them.They are all make-believe.

1. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it. 2. What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?" 3. What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde? Artifical Stupidity 4. What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween? They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops. 5. Why don't brunettes get breast implants? They've already spent their money on thigh and butt implants.

1 Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper. 2 Why don't blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth. 3 Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show. 4 Why don't a blondes eyes fall out of her when she stands? The vacuum in her head keeps them in place. 5 What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" "No, I just lie there."

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. The blonde says, "I hate all the blonde jokes people say." "Oh, they are only jokes. There are alot of stupid people out there. Here I'll prove it to you," replies her brunette friend. So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver. "Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette. The taxi drove them, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See, that guy was really stupid." "No kidding," replies the blonde." There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape into the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." "Sorry about, that," replied the store clerk. "We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" The blonde replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner.'"