A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes. Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.''

Why is a blond, Blond? Isn't it obvious? They're dumb.

1 How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. 2 What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought. 3 Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? They don't know the route. 4 Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? No smoking. 5 How do you drive a blonde crazy? Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them. 6 Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out the W's. 7 How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her. 8 Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture. 9 Why don't blo

1 A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them." A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'." 2 A blonde was telling her priest a Polack joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?" 3 A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer popped out of the machine. She set it on the ground, put sixty more cents into th

1 What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A know-it-all bitch. 2 I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them. 3 Did you hear about the blonde who was M.D. (mentallY deficient) 4 Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out. 5 What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.

1 What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air bubbles! 2 What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? An air mattress. 3 What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved. 4 What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? Third Grade. 5 Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? Because she loved children.

1 Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn't feel left out 2 Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt 3 Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. 4 What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. 5 What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette? Gay, married, or a hostage.

1 What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been spotted. 2 How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. 3 What's the blonde's cheer? "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well... 4 What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Change. 5 How does a blonde moonwalk? She pulls down her panties and slides her butt along the floor!

1 What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do. 2 Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? Because it says on it "good for up to 20 pounds." 3 Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. 4 What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? "Nice boobs!" 5 How does a blonde high-5? She smacks herself in the forehead.

1 What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. 2 What's a blondes' favorite rock group? Air Supply. 3 What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head. 4 Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. 5 What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

1 Why are blondes hurt by people's words? Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. 2 What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. 3 What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? An air bag. 4 Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. 5 Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? Because she got an F in sex.

Why didn't the blonde go on the amusement park ride? Because he was too tall.