When a guy asked a blond to take a survey, she asked, "Do I have to bring it back?"

A blonde and a brunette are hanging from a pole to see who can hang the longest. The blonde is showing off by hanging from one hand. The brunette says, "I bet you can't do no hands." The blonde takes the challenge and loses the contest.

What to a blonde is long and hard? 4th Grade

1) How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it! 2) How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff! 3) How does a blonde lose 5 pounds? She takes off her make up! 4) Why does a blonde wash her hair in the sink? Because thats where you wash vegetables! 5) What did the blonde think of her new computer? She couldn't get channel 9!

1) Did you hear about the blond skydiver? She Missed! 2) What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? Twins! 3) Why doesn't a blonde drive a BMW? Because she can't spell it! 4) How is a blonde the same as a bottle? Thier both empty from the neck up! 5) Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? She missed!

There was once a blonde who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of her. She decided to do something about it. She sat back and thought about it. Suddenly she thought - "I have never seen anyone making fun of brunettes. So, if I start talking and behaving like them and dye my hair brown, no one will be able to make out that I am a blonde and make fun of me." She went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, she walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you a blonde?" The blonde was taken aback and she repeated her request. The man behind the

Once there was a blond, a red head, and a brunette. They had to tell a joke in order not to go to hell. So the red head goes first: "What do you call a boy going to jail? A Micheal Jackson lover." (not that funny) So she goes to hell. Then the burnette says: "What's the difference between your mama and the blond's mama? The blond's has a bigger chance on giving it up and yours doesn't need any." (not that funny either) So, she goes to hell as well. Finally, the blond says: "Knock-knock! Who's there? God God who? Godzilla!" (not that funny) But, the blond gets in! Why? Because, she used God and didn't notice it.

A blond and a red-head were planning to go to an amusement park. When they got to the park the blond asks, "who will pay, You or me?". So the red-head says, "I'll tell you what, you'll pay for entrance, and I'll pay for all the rides." (The rides don't cost anything at all!)

Bobby-Hey do you remember what the teacher said in fourth hour? Jessica-?--------??? Bobby-Did you just have a blonde moment?

How do you plant dope? Bury a blond.

A blond was stuck on an island. She could not get off, but there was an interesting structure on the island that intrigued her. It was a building with a small hole running through the bottom of it, and a bit away from it was a small hole, about five inches in diameter. She realized that there was no food on the island. She was stuck there for two days when the intendent came out and said, "Ma'am, the pedestrians here would appreciate it if you would get off of the Western Golf Course for awhile."

Once, there was a blonde who called her boyfriend and said, "Baby, I'm working on this puzzle and it's really hard. Can you come and help me?" He asked what it looked like and she replied saying that there was a tiger on the box. The boyfriend was convinced to come over and help. She welcomed him at the door and showed him the mess of pieces on her coffee table. After observing the peices, the boyfriend said, "Okay, sweetie, let's sit down, relax, have some coffee, then can we please put the frosted flakes back in the box?"