There's a man with three daughters. The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Rose" the dad says "'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head." The third daughter (a blonde) comes up and says "kjaglifvgjlfj" the dad says "SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"

Q: Why don't blond chicks date blond guys? A: To avoid inbreeding.

Mrs. Blondie, do swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you, god? Yes I do. ------------------------------------------------------------ Q. Mrs. Blondie did you ever stay all night with this man in California? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Michigan? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami? A. No.

Q) How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A) 25! One to mix the batter and 24 to peel the m&m's.

How long does it take a blond to change a lightbulb? They never change it, by the time they've realized that it's broken, the world would of ended.

What does a blonde and a screendoor have in common? The harder you bang them the looser they get. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Get dressed and go home

Why did the blond have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs!

How do you keep a blond busy? Write "please turn over" on both sides of a paper!

One blond to another: "The electicity break down was terrible. I was stuck in the lift for 2 hours." The other blond: "That's nothing, I stood on the elevator for 6 hours!!!

There's a blonde who goes to a pizza parlor. When she orders, she asks for her pizza to be cut up into 6 slices instead of eight. Why? A: She's not hungry enough to eat eight.

A man is up on stage telling blonde jokes, and the crowd is eating them up. Suddenly a blonde steps up in the back and starts cursing the man because of him telling the derogatory jokes. To stop him, he offers her the deal of her answering 5 multiple-choice questions. If she can answer them correctly, he'll get off the stage and never tell another blonde joke. She agrees and he starts questioning her. "1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150" The blonde says "I will skip this" The man continues, "2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR" The blonde asks for help from any university students near her, and then skips the questio

Did you hear the one about the blond Think Tank? Once they got it got started, it drove through three houses and a convienence store before they figured out how to stop it.