A blonde was at a department store for the first time and was very confused. The man beside her was getting irritated at the blonde because she kept asking him so many questions about the store. He said, "Please! Just stop asking me so many questions!" "Oh," the blonde replied. "Why?"

3 Hints to arguing with blondes: 1.) Use small easy to understand words. 2.) Keep your sentences short and to the point. 3.) Use, what I like to call, "Blonde logic" aka logic that only makes sense to them or on occasion other blondes.

The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods, hunting together when suddenly a beautiful blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude! "Would I love to eat that?" "Oui, oui!" The Frenchman said, smacking his lips. So the Italian shot her.

If you want to know how to make a blonde's eyes sparkle......Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q. How do you keep a blond from whistling while she is skydiving? A. Make sure she wears underwear.

Today in history class the topic was the Incas. Hoping to see if the students had done the reading, the teacher calls on random students and asks them questions. "Where could the Incas be found?" The teacher's first question. "Jonie?" foolishly she called on the blonde. Not having actually done the homework, and only halfway hearing the question, she guesses: "In the pen?"

Q.) How does a blonde make a stainless ink pen? A.) She doesn't put ink in it.

Two blondes are filling up at a gas station. The first one says to the other, "I bet these awful gas prices are going even higher". The second replies, "It won't affect me. I always buy exactly $10 worth".

Q) What does a blond say when she comes out of a lesbian bar? A) Wow, those people sure were friendly!

A blond goes up to a brunette that's wearing a puffy wig with two green ribbons on each front side. The blond says "NICE CAT! HOW DID YOU GET IT TO BALANCE ON YOUR HEAD?" The brunette tears up and says "ITS A WIG! MY FRIENDS TOLD ME IT WAS IN FASHION AND I GUESS THEY HATE ME!!!" The brunette runs home and never noticed that she was talking to a blond. So in the end the brunette was a blond too.

A blond and her friends went to a bank to rob it. The blond's job was to get the code for the vault they wanted to rob. Finally, the blond came back to the vault and began punching in numbers. Each time she typed in a number it beeped a different sound. A friend asked, "Do you know the code?" The blond said, "No, but listen." She made a whole bunch of beeps then said, "It's the funky town music!"

Q.) What does a blond think a leprechaun is? A.) An elf. But she only sees it when it's near the holidays and has drunk an Irish drink. Even though her parents keep telling her they aren't real...