If you want to know how to make a blonde's eyes sparkle......Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q. How do you keep a blond from whistling while she is skydiving? A. Make sure she wears underwear.

Today in history class the topic was the Incas. Hoping to see if the students had done the reading, the teacher calls on random students and asks them questions. "Where could the Incas be found?" The teacher's first question. "Jonie?" foolishly she called on the blonde. Not having actually done the homework, and only halfway hearing the question, she guesses: "In the pen?"

Q.) How does a blonde make a stainless ink pen? A.) She doesn't put ink in it.

Two blondes are filling up at a gas station. The first one says to the other, "I bet these awful gas prices are going even higher". The second replies, "It won't affect me. I always buy exactly $10 worth".

Q) What does a blond say when she comes out of a lesbian bar? A) Wow, those people sure were friendly!

A blond goes up to a brunette that's wearing a puffy wig with two green ribbons on each front side. The blond says "NICE CAT! HOW DID YOU GET IT TO BALANCE ON YOUR HEAD?" The brunette tears up and says "ITS A WIG! MY FRIENDS TOLD ME IT WAS IN FASHION AND I GUESS THEY HATE ME!!!" The brunette runs home and never noticed that she was talking to a blond. So in the end the brunette was a blond too.

A blond and her friends went to a bank to rob it. The blond's job was to get the code for the vault they wanted to rob. Finally, the blond came back to the vault and began punching in numbers. Each time she typed in a number it beeped a different sound. A friend asked, "Do you know the code?" The blond said, "No, but listen." She made a whole bunch of beeps then said, "It's the funky town music!"

Q.) What does a blond think a leprechaun is? A.) An elf. But she only sees it when it's near the holidays and has drunk an Irish drink. Even though her parents keep telling her they aren't real...

There's a man with three daughters. The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Rose" the dad says "'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head." The third daughter (a blonde) comes up and says "kjaglifvgjlfj" the dad says "SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"

Q: Why don't blond chicks date blond guys? A: To avoid inbreeding.

Mrs. Blondie, do swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you, god? Yes I do. ------------------------------------------------------------ Q. Mrs. Blondie did you ever stay all night with this man in California? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Michigan? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami? A. No.