A blond named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one million dollars. If you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?" Pam: "Yes." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush." Pam: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Carol." Carol (also a blond) answers the phone: "Hello?" Regis: "Hello Carol, it's Regis Philbin from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I have your friend Pam here who needs your help to answer the one million dollar que

There were two blondes who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

Q: Why did the blond crash her helicopter? A: Because she was cold and decided to turn off the ceiling fan!

Why does a blonde keep lowering her head in the supermarket? She is looking for low prices.

What does a blonde have on her when she is naked? A working uniform.

How would you drown a blond? Put a mirror at the bottom of the swimming pool

How does a blond turn the light on after sex? ANSWER: She opens the car door.

Why does the blond take off the doors from the bathroom when she is having a wash? ANSWER: So no one would look through the keyhole.

Why is it good to have a blond in your car? ANSWER: You can park on places for disabled

What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It's easier to open the legs on the blonde.

What does a blond say when she is watching a porn movie? ANSWER: "Look, me!"

Why does a blond stand next to a mirror with her hands on her eyes? She wants to see how she looks like when she is sleeping.