A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The redhead went up and asked for a single dip of vanilla ice cream with Pepsi poured over it. The man was really confused now. But he gave the redhead her order. The blonde was listening to the other two women and thought that she should have a ''special order'' too. So she went up and asked for an extra-large root beer, but hold the roots.

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!'' The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''

On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They have spelt MACY'S wrong!"

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'' The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''

A blonde walked into a library and said to the librarian, "Can I have some fish and chips please?" The librarian gave her a funny look and said, " I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers,"Can I have some fish and chips please?"

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head on an island and they were almost starving. In the end the brunette decided she would rather die trying to get back to land, which looked about 20 miles away, than stay on the island and starve. So she started swimmming and got about 10 miles out before she gave up and drowned. The red head decided she would do the same thing and she got 15 miles out before she gave up and drowned. The blonde was lonely without the others so she swam out and got 19 miles out. "Oh, I'm too tired!" she said. So she swam back!

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bu

A blond got a new job cutting down trees. On the first day her boss handed her a chainsaw and said, "Now you have to go into that forest and cut down as many trees as possible using that chain saw. Please be careful with it and also please remember that the minimum is 6 trees a day." The blonde went into the forest and cut down trees but at the end of the day she had only managed to cut down 4. Her boss decided to give another chance but the next day she only managed 3. He decided to give her one last chance but on the third day she only cut two trees. When she finished work, he called the blond over and took her back into the forest. "Right,"he said,"You must be doing something wrong here s